don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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