we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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