I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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