My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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