I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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