turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Pooping to opera.
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