I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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