Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
My vagina just recognized that song.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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