People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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