Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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