Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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