Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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