If i come over, it means nothing
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Princesses don't give blow jobs
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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