office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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