That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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