That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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