I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Randomize
