2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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