I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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