So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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