i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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