i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
