Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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