well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
