I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
