I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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