Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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