birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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