My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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