i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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