what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize
