Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
he was CRYING into my vagina
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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