Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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