physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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