Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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