how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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