Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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