Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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