Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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