i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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