GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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