He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I have feelings that need drinking.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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