normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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