No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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