i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
