he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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