just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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