"it" just moved
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
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