that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
