your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Are my feet made of real feet?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
If I die, sorry about rent.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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